We’d been questioning why our visitors was so loopy excessive that we’d already smashed final month’s four-year file to bits with a full week of February nonetheless to go.
After which we came upon.
It’s as a result of merely everybody nonetheless reads us every single day.
And whereas it’s at all times amusing to have somebody who crawled by means of stinking fish guts on reside tv to cheat their very own useless finest buddy’s charity out of £50,000 play the “decency” card on you, whereas SNP figures fawn round her cooing in sympathy:
…nothing beats the sensation that all your exes just can’t stop thinking about you.
It’s been fairly a seven days for Scottish politics, readers. It felt like extra. However for some motive we will’t appear to shake the sensation that the week to come back may very well be much more explosive, so go and get yourselves an early night time.